April 27, 2009

Opening Day Brings Great Weather, Cold Beer, and Rusty Swings

Opening Day. "Cracker Jacks" "Popcorn" "Cold Beer" Ahh, the sweet sounds of opening day.
For the Cronies Opening Day brings similar sounds "Fore" "I took a Max Quad" "Is there anyone home in that house I just hit" "Joe, you dropped your glove" "Look at that group, they have been looking for that ball for 15 minutes" "Stop in the tunnel" Ahhh, the sweet sounds of the CGA are back. Opening Day is here.
Cronies: We had to adjust the tee times slightly today. They are as follows:
5:00 pm Webb Bull vs Porta Joe's
5:08 pm Over the Top with a Baby (Budzik/Ebel) vs Over Analyzed (Diwik & Schoemer)
5:16 pm "Dude, Where's My Par" vs Sons of Bettes (SOB's)
5:24 pm Dr. Jay vs Chuckie West
Team 6 is on a Bye
If you are late for your tee time, your group is teeing off on time. Just take a Max Quad Net on any holes you miss. Cell phones are the official time, not the Clock on the clubhouse. We have no Subs tonight and we are Not using the 5th tee time.
You can submit any Cal-Cutta bets to Jason. Just write them down on a piece of paper. You can bet on Individual and Team Titles for the Year only. Also, look for Webb to be running a $10 team game tonight. Yes, we cut the dues this year, so the league office is looking for other ways to get into your wallet.